facebook!

I am part of one too many social networking sites. Oh yeah, I am a big networker. So I was wary about joining facebook. What if there are people that don't want to be my friend? What if I can't network properly? The layout of the site isn't very intuitive, you can't join your college network with a college email address (uh, I'm not IN college anymore), it's all totally random. But I'd like to tell you why this site has won me over. So I will. The people. Specifically, the people on facebook are way better than myspace or whatever else. The reason? Some genius started a group called "Bring Back Monocles." And there are many members! What? At first I was a bit disappointed that someone stole my thunder -- I'm the one who owns two monocles! I am the one who has been fighting to bring back monocles for years! But then I realized that these people are my soulmates. These are the people I have been looking for all of my life. And so it has to become the social networking site of choice. FACEBOOK! (that was a semi-cheer there at the end)